Top Eleven Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[Lady Di]

I found this on a blog site that I visited recently and thought I'd share. Is this really true, guys?

11. A good gun will be that same after you’ve had it for 20 years as when you first got it.

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman….

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

[Bill of Rights]

You can put a silencer to use on a woman, too. There are many forms... chocolate, gushy movies, or if you're in deep kim-chee... jewelry.


SEE???? And you thought I was going to go somewhere else when I mentioned silencers, didn't you?! :lol: :P :lol:


I'm not EVEN signing this one normally.

See ya. :wink:

[VegasGeorge]

Here's one that's missing from the list:

12. A gun has a safety that prevents it from going off on you unexpectedly.

[Bill of Rights]

Good one, George!!! http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd198/St-Michael/thumb.gif

Blessings,
M

[Lady Di]

That is good! Maybe we can add to it and make it a top 20 list. Any other suggestions? :lol: