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CA CCWInstructor
10-26-2007, 01:30 AM
This is THE LAW:

'The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.' - John Steinbeck

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun, 'cause a cop is too heavy.

4. America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the mall.

5. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

6. A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a .45?'. The Ranger responded with, 'Because they don't make a .46.'

7. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

8. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.'

9. Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!

VegasGeorge
10-26-2007, 02:12 AM
CA CCWInstructor, I really like number 1 and number 9.

I'm 62 years old, so I really don't fight anymore. And, I'm the "one gun" guy in the group (of old farts) I hang out with. They all have several guns whereas I basically just have one. And, incidentally, I'm by far the best shot in the group, and I know more about shooting than they do. So, I really like number 1 and number 9. :lol:

canynracer
10-29-2007, 10:08 PM
this is awesome!! I am still laughing :lol:

nodaywithout
10-29-2007, 11:12 PM
i like 3 8 and 9 the most

VegasGeorge
10-30-2007, 12:53 AM
Yes, I really like number 8 too. In fact, I've memorized it just in case I ever get the chance to use it. But, in my case it will be: "If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun." :D

larryarnold
11-25-2007, 07:14 PM
The Old Sheriff has an LEO perspective.

Not being one, my answer would be, "Ma'am, I only carry where I'm not expecting trouble. Any place I expect that kind of trouble, I don't go."